Ain’t you the girl with that poor man’s business for a picture???
Name:
Caroline Bellefleur
Birthdate:
Now, I don’t think that’s any of your business. *grumbles* Damn Yankee.
What brought a fine upstanding Bon Temps citizen, such as yourself, to Twitter?:
Fine and upstanding. *smiles* Well I kept hearin’ my grand kids @TerryB_Fleur, @PortaBellefle and @AndyBellefleur talkin’ about Meemaw, on that Twitter site, and folks kept askin’ where I was, so I came to Twitter to keep any eye on all you crazy folks! Ya know, BonTemps never, ever use to have all this crazy goin’ on. Ever since those Vampers came out of the coffin, I ain’t seen such a mess! And your friend Bill Compton, at least I heard, built some kind of meat tree on his girlfriend @SookieBonTemp’s property. Ain’t that crazy? Folks runnin’ naked down the street, half dressed. *shakes head*
How did you choose your @ name?:
Well, like I said. *rolls eyes* My family calls me meemaw, so that makes sense, dont’cha think?
Why is Bill your Vamp?:
*screams* Vamp?!? Bill? Bill who? Compton? I am sure he is quite a gentleman, but he ain’t “my Vamp”. I don’t know why you folks wish to put me together with those Vamper Fanger women. To answer your question, Caroline Bellefleur does not have a “Vamp”. Hmph!
Now his Uncle, Jesse Compton, oh, for the love of all things Southern, that is my man! Poor Jesse, I wonder if he had those Fangs on his side of the family, or if it came from the Bellefleurs…..??? I surely don’t have any fangs. *pulls out dentures and double checks*
I’m so sorry, Mrs.B, my mistake. Do you have a favorite moment you recall with “Jesse”?:
Oh, I do. Like the time we was down by the bajou, and we had a picnic, then we started kissin’ and then we had a, uh, we had dessert and went home. Home to the Coach house, and we tore that house up, I tell ya, cause we broke the be…yeah, we broke the uh, the window. And there was this time in the barn, we went horseback ridin’ then came and washed down the horses, and I took the hose, and wet Jesse down. You know, all sweaty and wet Jesse, *daydreams* drippin’ wet, nice long sideburns and thick head of wet hair, just drippin. *droolin’* He had a nice Pitchfork.
How about a favorite picture of “Jesse”?:
Oh my, do I have to pick just one? Let me attach a couple. After all, *bats eyelashes* Why should a lady only pick one?
This photo of Jesse sittin’ at the table? That was taken by me in the Coach house. I don’t want to tease ya’ll and tell ya what happened when I put that camera down. *grabbin’ chest* That one makes my hip replacement ache.
You seem to spend a lot of time with your friend Stanislaus (@VampireStan). Can you tell us how you two met?:
*giggles* Stan? Well, many, many years ago, his family had business here in BonTemps. I’d seen him in town, and Stan came courtin’, and we had fun, and I did love him. But he broke my heart, he left without sayin’ a word, then came back around 70 years later. Said it was family issues. I bout had a heart attack (again). How do you know about Stan? Is True Blood Gossip talkin’ again?
Does it ever make you wonder why he is never around in the daylight and doesn’t really eat anything?:
Well, if it is any of your business, he has that virus that you can’t go out in the sun, or you’re skin burns off. It’s bad enough folks are tellin’ me @VampireStan is a Vamp, I think I would know a Vampire. I mean, they do wear black capes, a big jeweled necklace and their hair slicked back, right? He never tries to eat me. Don’t those Zombies eat folks? *shrugs* And they have no heart beat, and can’t eat. I can assure you, Stanislaus has a throbbing, uh, beating heart. He is the King of Texas, you know? He’s royalty, just what a Bellefleur woman deserves. *raises nose into the air*
And as a matter of fact, I am answering the questions from Stanislaus’ private plane, on my way to Dallas for the Holidays. Vamps don’t celebrate Christmas. See? Vampires don’t have planes. *laughs* Silly Yankee!
Who are your Favorite Twitter people?:
I love @VampireBill Vote for Jesse! And I like that @EricNorthman Erin, although he is awful cold. I gave him an afghan a while back. Poor boy. Cold as ice. I’m thinkin’ he has the same virus that Stanislaus does. And that @KitchenBitch, although he puts his makeup on better than half of the girls in town. Course I love my family dearly. @AndyBellefleur, @PortiaBellefle and @TerryB_Fleur.
I like watchin’ all you girls go crazy over them Vampers. Ya’ll are goin’ to hell for that, ya know? Forgive me Jesus, for judgin’ other folks. But I watched all you girls gettin’ bit over and over a few weeks ago and was thoroughly disgusted. There’s other ways to give blood.
